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DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...
...Woody Allen's lawsuit against former business partner Jean Doumanian was settled out of court? Although full of quircky characters and more interesting than most legal fare, disappointed observers compared it unfavorably to Mr. Allen's earlier legal actions, particulary those during the post-Mia era.
..."Hey, are you the 1-800-Dentist Lady?" narrowly moved ahead of "Aren't you the hot one from the Xenadrine commercial?" as the absolute worst pick-up line.
...Representative Bob Barr (Ga.) accidentally shot a door with an antique gun at a political rally? Barr, on the NRA's Board of Directors, declared that it wasn't a "joking matter". But it kind of was, so people made jokes behind his back.
...9% of those polled identified "the most anticipated new comedy" of the upcoming television season while only 6% could identify "the most anticipated new drama".
...President Bush threw down the gauntlet as the fittest world leader by running a three mile road race in 20:29? When informed that Russian leader Vladmir Putin is a former judo champion, Bush growled "I want your heart. I want to eat your children. He is no match for me when I am right. I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him."
....Cannes jury president David Lynch awarded the prelimary prizes without incident at the closing ceremony of the Film Festival? But before announcing the Palmes D'Or for Best Picture, the noted film director proceeded to re-award the same preliminary categories, repeating this pattern until the last holdouts in the packed auditorium had left in alienated confusion.
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